Friday, May 22, 2009
Orbitting ... orbitting ...
Wisdom teeth growing are not symbols of wisdom. Wisdom comes with the nature of understanding, finding the equilibrium between question and reason, reason and doubt. As you sit on our imperfectly round planet, you are not actually still. You are actually moving at an astounding 1600km/h. And that's only how fast the Earth spins. Did you forget that our entire solar system is also moving through space at stupendous velocity? Of course you did. Our entire Universe is in motion. It has been, is, and will be until God decides otherwise. So where you're sitting now, is where you now sit no longer. Not because you moved, but rather space moved. In a vermillion flash, we are yet another thousand light years away.
At the rate we are hurting our precious planet, not only do we have insufficient fuel and resources to fight in the looming Inter-Galactic battle for the last remaining energy source, we also give the aliens more reason to blow us up. Have you forgotten what you were meant to do? Have you forgotten who you are? Like I said, protecting the Earth is our collective responsibility. You who continue to pollute and destroy are not fit to be called citizens of Earth! Let me remind you of who we are. We are Champions of Liberty! Foe of tyranny! With muscles of magnitude, we will fight with heroic resolve! SAVE THE EARTH AND RESPECT ALL WHO DWELL IN IT.
tried to hunch; 9:36 PM
