Saturday, April 04, 2009
Living on a prayer
Dear God,
I know that my Internet router caught fire for a reason. Not only am I handicapped of the wonderful gift of Internet now, but I am now a thief, for I steal existing connections from my neighbours whom I do not even say hi to in the elevator. More importantly, I cannot watch FRIENDS. The busted router cut off my right hand by cutting off FRIENDS. God, I am so close to going to Changi Airport Starbucks to suck the WirelessSG off there. I just need to ask you, why.. I would also like to give thanks for the miracle of un-muting Larry. He can now speak clearly, and with the speakers it's like Frolick on a hot afternoon to the ears. But with sound, comes a renewed iTunes. And iTunes just sucked out all my LOST podcasts from my Library and I can't subcribe it back because of some funky reason. Actually I think I can fix it but it just cost me a whole lot of anger, frustration, and wine. Hmmm I just fixed it. WHOOHA I have LOST back. But sadly, the grass on my side is still left shorter than desired. Because for some other funkier reason, I only have 936 songs in my Library when I clearly remembered 4 digits the previous time. Dearest God, you know my every thought and every thought of a thought. And you'd probably have figured that I'm in Love with Ross who doesn't actually exist because he's just fictional, like your friend Santa. You've seen me pause the videos on Tudou and taking a photo of him and Rachel together, and you've seen me look at their photo before I sleep. And you've watched me daydream about Ross in the bus, in my dreams, and even in church. I'm sorry, and I'll try not to do it again, because it's not healthy, and I know you loathe it when I fill my mind with unhealthy things.. and people.. and sorta people. In any case, like I said before, I know my router died for a reason. And I think you know that I know what the reason is. Remember fixing Natalie? Now we've got to fix the router first. Natalie can wait. For a while more. Yikes. Sorry again.
Love,
Your Procrastinator Denise
tried to hunch; 10:34 PM
