Friday, February 13, 2009
She loves a many petaled flower
10 Things to Do Before Valentine's Day10. Ask a boy out.
9. Ask a 40 year old man out.
8. Burn tacky movies like "A Walk To Remember" and "The Notebook".
7. Memorise Shakespeare.
6. Write a Love poem.
5. Write a Love song.
4. Reenact Enrique Iglesias' "Hero" music video.
3. Build a Time Machine. (For all those regrets, right.)
2. Plant a bomb at the Singapore Flyer. (Because seeing happy couples on a Ferris Wheel pisses you off.)
1. If all else fails on Valentine's Day, trigger the damn bomb.
tried to hunch; 5:05 AM