Tuesday, October 14, 2008
FLAMING FURIOUS MIGHTY ANGER THAT ENGULFS ME, BURN ME I SAY, BUUUURRRNN ME.... MY DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER, MAY YOU BE JEALOUS OF MY SHOES AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN. MY NEW SEXY RED SHOES ARE THE REASON WHY THE HOLE IN YOUR OZONE LAYER IS BECOMING LARGER, AND LARGER. ANGER - MY THIRD GREATEST VICE AFTER COFFEE AND LOVE. NEW SHOES MIGHTY NEW SHOES MAY YOU GROW IN CELESTIAL BEAUTY EVERY TIME THE SUN SHINES, AND GROW IN CHARMING ROMANTIC ALLURE AS THE MOON ILLUMINATES MY LONELY NIGHTSKY. I DARESAY NOT EVEN IN MY WILDEST FANCY HAVE I BEEN SO SMITTEN BY SUCH A SEDUCTIVE GLARE AS YOURS. NEW SHOES MIGHTY NEW SHOES MAY YOU SATISFY MY WASTED EYES THAT HAVE PINED LONG AND HARD FOR THIS IMMACULATE CONCEPTION THAT IS BEFORE ME - MY MIGHTY NEW SHOES. <3
tried to hunch; 11:41 PM