Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Epidemic
If YOU happen to be reading this, please imagine a huge billboard with blinking red and yellow lights with this message written on it in the largest font size that is impossibly too large for the human mind to fancy:
CALL/SMS DENISE CHEONG NOW.Apart from this unspeakable and insufferable gloom of the tsunami of onliness (only + lonely) that is terrorizing the shores of my dead sea, ... Actually, there's really nothing apart from that! - It's the only friggin thing that's happening to me now. The total obliteration of my existance, is apparently no different than my existance itself.
IS THIS RETRIBUTION FOR APPEARING OFFLINE ALL THE TIME!!!
This is in fact very rare because I usually go looking for fun/trouble rather than waiting for it. Because I love adventure, I love doing things that are WEIRD, and STRANGE, and ABNORMAL, because I think it's the most THRILLING experience to explore terrains that no man has dared to even fathom, and tell people "I'VE CLIMBED MOUNT KILAMANJARO, PETTED MAGIKARP, MADE A TOILET SEAT USING ONLY HAM AND STAPLERS, AND KILLED A WILD BOAR WITH 3.5 PIECES OF STONE." So many things to do, so little time ...
Please spare a thought for the homeless. I am a snail without a shell, which is either slug, or escargot. Call me beep me if you wanna reach me.
tried to hunch; 11:25 PM