Thursday, August 14, 2008
I like queer people
Thomas Ho is the love of my life. We smsed a lot today. For the first time in a long time, I feel like somebody
actually cares. Wheeee. Unlike the millions of other JC babies gasping for air because Prelims/'A' Levels are approaching at a Woody Woodpecker pace, I am proud to say that I'm enjoying myself a lot, because studying is enjoyable and it should never be made into a stressful and brain-bleeding obligation. Anyway just thought some encouragements would be nice, so to all of you who are violently tearing your hair out from your heads and noses because MOE is as unforgiving and merciless as Lord Sauron's fury, HAVE A KIT-KAT, TAKE A CHILL PILL. If you break down Singaporean demographics, you'd realise that life is really very short. With an average life expectancy of a mere 81.8 years, you need to fulfill the following:
EDUCATION - 15 years or more
National Service (for men only) - 2 years
Get a job (taking into consideration average age to start work is 22, and current retirement age is 62) - 40 years
FALL IN LOVE - UNDEFINEDMarriage (average age of first marriage is 28) - 53 years
Parenthood (average age of having first child is 32) -
HAte maths. And my theories are all ceteris paribus one, I can't even remember what my point was in the first place. Haiz.
Ban tu er fei.
tried to hunch; 11:41 PM